omg i’m late, sorry! i’m never on here, but this is soo cuuute !! i’m doing great, thanks for asking ! Hope ur well too! (?)

eggsaladstain:

god bless the producers of worst cooks

sheholdsyoucaptivated:

me socializing

dutchster:

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

hayaosmiyazaki:

ijaazat:

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other 

spursondele-deactivated20210703:

This is making me crease and I can’t stop watching it ahahah

voidupdate:

if she’s your girl why is she breasting boobily down my stairs

opossumgrl:

microdosing on human interaction by posting on this website

funnytwittertweets:

write-fromthe-start-deactivated:

I hope Harry and Meghan name their daughter Diana so I can watch the monarchy collapse in real time.

tamamita:

gonna head up there one day and get that piece of shit flag off of her

baesguitar:

i’m starting to get tired of this “not being famous” thing